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Romantics Anonymous (Review)

Lovely endearing film of Jean-Pierre Améris. This film is a very lighthearted, funny, and quite frankly simply a joy to watch.

Two people who are basically emotionally retarded, happen to cross each others paths.
Angélique Delange has to tell herself about fifty times she can do something before she does it. She hums it, repeats it, like a magical formula, to make sure her inner self knows. Jean-René van den Hughe is her boss, who works at a chocolate factory that’s nearly broke. Still, they need someone to help to sell the chocolate they make.Jean-René has a taperecorder in one of his drawers that tells him he’s a man, a vulcano, that he is strong and can deal with all of the world. He can’t pick up a phone if he doesn’t know who’s phoning him (no mobiles in this film, so oops!). Fantastic.

Reminds of Amélie, but that’s probably also because the actress who plays her mother (Lorella Cravotta) plays in this film aswell. She is Magda here, one of the women who works in the chocolate factory. Where Amélie tells about a girl who doesn’t know how to make proper contact with a man, that element is visible here too, though in different measures. This film also reminds of Amélie because of the ridiculic situations that hop along the merry melody of the main characters. You’d think there’s no way of making some of the stuff up. And yet, there it is.
It also reminds of The Sound Of Music, since the song that Maria sings to herself before entering the Von Trapps’ premises, is sang here too. In French, but still. Even the scene of Maria swinging her suit- and guitarcase around is being repeated here.
The only con I have here, is that although this film reminds of these two films, the soundtrack simply isn’t as strong. You more or less expect the music to touch your very soul. That doesn’t happen.

So, we have two pretty big idiots, Angélique and Jean-René. Now what? Well, Angélique attends meetings of Les émotifs anonymous (hence the title of the film), while Jean-René goes to a psychologist. Who gives him assignments.
As Jean-René has never been with a woman -they scare the crap out of him- he is told to ask a woman out.
At the same time, Angélique, who has been hired within 5 minutes, discovers that she has not, in fact, been given the job of chocolatier, as she wished, but of commercial seller. Angélique dreads contact with people. She faints as soon as she gets too much attention. Not the best quality for a seller.
So, she decides to quit. At the same moment where Jean-René is trying his best to invite someone to have dinner with. As neither of them can read any kind of bodylanguage, it ends up with the two of them having dinner, of course.

The night of the dinner, Angélique enters the restaurant first, with hiccups. Realising that she has no idea what her boss is called. Which is unlucky, as the waiter just asked you who made the reservation at the restaurant?
Whilst she sits down, Jean-René enters the restaurant, fleas off to the restrooms and puts a suitcase on top of the cistern. You go ‘wtf?!’ but after that, he simply walks to the mirror, tells himself some powertalk, then joins his coworker. This is only the weird start of that date.
It doesn’t end well that night. And still, she comes in to work the next day, after Jean-René has told his coworkers she won’t be returning.

I could give you so many examples as to why this film is fantastic. It simply is. Who goes to the loo to change into a new shirt every 5 seconds? Who pretends to be a less successful person, just to be able to be a shyer version of yourself, so you can live in peace? Who tells a man she has plans to marry him, has a dozen of his babies, but just enough to keep the sexlife interesting, after only one kiss?

It is such a joy to watch a film with two quirky beings having no proper example of how things should be, so things are complicated, but not in the emotional way. They don’t get hurt, just heavily confused. A joy to watch.

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Posted by on January 31, 2016 in Films, Opinion

 

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Blind date

Met een vriendin aan de telefoon.
zij: ‘Kom je mee naar een feestje?’
ik: -‘Eh, even denken’
‘Neehee, niet nadenken, gewoon ja zeggen!’
-‘Jamaar, ehm’
‘Hou op, het wordt hartstikke leuk, ik regel een date voor je!’
-‘Oh god, wie? Ken ik ‘m? Is-ie een beetje leuk?’
‘Tuurlijk is-ie leuk. Jouw type. Ook raar. Ik snap niks van die gast. Hij heeft blond haar’
-‘Ja? En? Dus? Val ik op blond dan? En sinds wanneer ben ik raar??’
‘Ja toch? Ik dacht dat blond jouw type was? En iedereen weet dat je raar bent.’
-‘Okee, als jij het zegt.’
‘Regel ik. Hij heet Tonny trouwens’
-‘Oh. Dus ik val op blonde, rare Tonny’s?’
‘Ja, en ik neem er vanavond eentje mee’
-‘Weten we dat ook weer’

On the phone with a friend
she: ‘Are you coming along to a party?’
me: -‘Eh, let me think’
‘Nohoo, don’t think, just say yes!’
-‘Yesbut, ehm’
‘It’s gonna be great fun, I’ll fix you up with a date!’
-‘Oh god, who? Do I know him? Is he nice at all?’
‘Ofcourse he’s nice. Your type. Weird aswell. I don’t understand him a bit. He’s blonde’
-‘Yes? And? So? I am attracted to blondes? And since when am I weird??’
‘Yes, right? I thought blondes were your type? And everybody knows you’re weird’
-‘Okay, if you say so’
‘I arrange it. His name is Tony, by the way’
-‘Oh. So now I’m attracted to blonde, weird Tony’s?’
‘Yes, and I will bring one tonight’
-‘Alright that’s settled then’

 
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Posted by on November 17, 2014 in Daily life, Humour

 

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Hoe ik aan mijn date kwam /How I got a date

Met een vriendin aan de telefoon:
‘Kom je mee naar een feestje?’
-‘Eh, even denken’
‘Neehee, niet nadenken, gewoon ja zeggen!’
-‘Jamaar, ehm’
‘Hou op, het wordt hartstikke leuk, ik regel een date voor je!’
-‘Oh god, wie? Ken ik ‘m? Is-ie een beetje leuk?’
‘Tuurlijk is-ie leuk. Jouw type. Ook raar. Ik snap niks van die gast. Hij heeft blond haar’
-‘Ja? En? Dus? Val ik op blond dan? En sinds wanneer ben ik raar??’
‘Ja toch? Ik dacht dat blond jouw type was? En ik vermoed een geboortedefect.’
-‘Okee, als jij het zegt…’
‘Regel ik. Hij heet Tonny trouwens’
-‘Oh. Dus ik val op blonde, rare Tonny’s?’
‘Ja, en ik neem er vanavond eentje mee’
-‘Goed, wat moet ik aan?’

On the phone with a friend
‘Are you coming along to a party?’
-‘Eh, let me think’
‘Nohoo, don’t think, just say yes!’
-‘Yesbut, ehm’
‘It’s gonna be great fun, I’ll fix you up with a date!’
-‘Oh god, who? Do I know him? Is he nice at all?’
‘Ofcourse he’s nice. Your type. Weird aswell. I don’t understand him a bit. He’s blonde’
-‘Yes? And? So? I am attracted to blondes? And since when am I weird??’
‘Yes, right? I thought blondes were your type? And since your birth, I suspect weird genes’
-‘Okay, if you say so…’
‘I arrange it. His name is Tony, by the way’
-‘Oh. So now I’m attracted to blonde, weird Tony’s?’
‘Yes, and I will bring one tonight’
-‘Okay, where do I meet you guys?’

 
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Posted by on May 19, 2014 in Daily life, Humour

 

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